daddy goggles
That fake hype dads give their kids, even though the kid can’t hit a ball without missing it twice.
Dad: 'He’s gonna be the best. I know it.' Kid: 'I’m the best. I’m the best at missing.'
Dad texts the coach: 'He’s got the future.' Coach: 'He’s got the future. And a lot of sore knees.'
Dad yells at the kid: 'You’re gonna be the best! You’re gonna be the best!' Kid: 'I’m the best at being yelled at.'