daddy goggles
That fake confidence dads have when they believe their kid is the best, even though the kid can’t even spell ‘soccer’.
Dad: 'He’s got a future in sports. I know it.' Kid: 'I don’t even know what a pass is.'
Dad: 'He’s gonna be famous.' Kid: 'I’m famous. I’m the guy who fell into the goal.'
Dad texts the team: 'He’s gonna win the game.' Team: 'He’s gonna win the game. He’s also gonna win the pity party.'