Daddy Furti
Daddy Furti is a smooth operator with a smile that could melt steel. He doesn’t use his real name because it’s probably something embarrassing.
He came into my bar and tipped me $100 just to sit next to me. I didn’t even order a drink.
My friend tried to flirt with him and got rejected. Hard.
He walked into the restaurant and the waiters started arguing over who got to serve him.