Daddy Dulay

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A maths teacher and dad who will shove a protractor up your ass and call it a learning experience. He'll use his chody fingers to draw triangles and you'll end up with a headache and a bad grade.
"You'll thank me when you're in trigonometry," he said, while shoving a protractor up my butt.
He drew a triangle on my face with his finger and said it was a hypotenuse.
I got a D on the test. He said it was because I didn't learn my lessons... or my ass."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who thinks being a maths teacher means he can poke you with a ruler and call it a lesson. He'll show you a triangle and you'll get a triangle in the face.
He poked me with a ruler and said it was a lesson in angles.
He drew a triangle on my forehead and called it a hypotenuse.
I got a C on the test. He said it was because I didn't learn my lessons... or my face."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who teaches math and thinks he's cool enough to use his chody fingers to draw lines on your body. You'll end up with a triangle on your arm and a bad grade.
He drew a triangle on my arm and said it was a hypotenuse.
He used his chody fingers to draw a line on my face and called it a lesson.
I got a D on the test because he wouldn't stop drawing on me."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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