daddy doer
when a boy gets off on his dad being a total beast and would rather be spanked than let his dad cheat on his mom
Son: 'I'd take 100 slaps over you two making out in the kitchen.'
Dad: 'You're not even in the same league.' Son: 'No, but I'm in the same house.'
Mom: 'Why are you two screaming?' Dad: 'He's being a brat.' Son: 'He's being a cheater.'