daddy dialing
A girl tries to act like she’s at a friend's house while having sex and calls her parents to check in.
Mom: 'Why are you calling me?' Me: 'I’m at Sarah’s house.' Dad: 'You’re at Sarah’s house? You’re also doing something else.'
Me: 'I’m just checking in.' Mom: 'You’re checking in? You’re also doing something else.'
Dad: 'You’re not at Sarah’s house. You’re just pretending.' Me: 'I’m also pretending I’m checking in.'