Daddy Dey
The guy who’s always in the spotlight. He’s kind but also a bit of a idiot. He sings old songs like they’re brand new and loves showing off his underwear when the music hits.
He sang *Lola* at my friend’s house and then showed his undies to the whole room.
He did *How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days* at a party and laughed when people asked him why he was wearing socks.
He sent me a message: *I just did *No One Else on Earth* and I’m still wearing my jockstrap.*