Daddy chu
Daddy chu is a man with biceps like bricks and a laptop that folds like a disgrace. He also rides a chu chu train that makes your nose run like a broken faucet.
My uncle is a daddy chu and he once broke a chair just by looking at it.
That guy at the bar is a daddy chu. He drank 12 beers and still had a hard drive.
My teacher said I was a daddy chu in disguise.