My friend’s dad is a daddy chop. He cuts wood all day and calls it 'work'. I call it 'waste of time' and 'a lot of noise'.

My brother is a daddy chop. He spends hours chopping veggies and calling it 'a lifestyle'. I call it 'a waste of a life'.

My boss is a daddy chop. He chops paper all day and thinks he's the boss of everything. I think he's the worst.