Daddy Chillax
When your mom loses her mind at 1:06 am and yells it like it’s the last word she’ll ever speak. She’s probably eating cereal and cussing your dad for being a disappointment.
'Daddy Chillax! I’m gonna murder you!', Mom, 1:06 am, but she’s also eating Froot Loops.
'Daddy Chillax! You’re a piece of trash!', Mom, 1:06 am, and she’s wearing her old pajamas from college.
'Daddy Chillax! You’re gonna die in this bed!', Mom, 1:06 am, but she’s also crying because she forgot her password again.