Daddy Burger
A guy who shovels money into your burger like it's your last meal before the apocalypse.
My dad buys me a Daddy Burger every Friday. He says it's the only thing keeping me from crying in the hallway.
I asked for a Daddy Burger. He paid for it. I cried in the hallway.
I got a Daddy Burger. I forgot to pay. I cried in the hallway.
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