daddy buffet
A daddy buffet is when a hotel is packed with guys who want to use you like a free towel. It's like a buffet, but instead of meat, you get meaty guys.
I got stuck with a guy at the daddy buffet who had a beard and a bad attitude.
The daddy buffet guy asked me if I wanted a foot massage or a face massage. I said both, and got charged for it.
The daddy buffet was so bad, I left and went to the buffet next door.