daddy broom
when your parent or guardian gets so distracted by a new love interest that they treat you like you're not even there. they'll do anything for this person, even if they're a total waste of space.
Mom: 'He's gonna take me to Paris!' Me: 'You've been going to Paris for five years.'
Dad: 'I'm gonna leave you for this girl!' Me: 'You left me for a girl who said you were 'cute' once.'
Guardian: 'I'm gonna buy this guy a car!' Me: 'You bought me a bike last year and you called it a car.'