daddy broom
when your parent or guardian gets completely obsessed with a new person, ignoring you like you're not even there. they'll spend all their money and time on this person, even if they're not worth it.
Mom: 'He's gonna take me to the Bahamas!' Me: 'You said that about the guy who brought you donuts.'
Dad: 'She's gonna take me to the moon!' Me: 'You said that about the girl who said you were 'kinda cute'.'
Guardian: 'I'm gonna buy this guy a car!' Me: 'You bought me a skateboard last year and called it a car.'