daddy broom
when your parent or guardian sees a new person and forgets you exist because they're too busy fawning over this new guy or girl like they're the messiah. they'll spend all their money and time on this person, even if they're a complete dud.
Mom: 'I'm gonna take him to Vegas next week!' Me: 'I haven't seen you in two months.'
Dad: 'She's the best thing since sliced bread!' Me: 'You said that about the pizza delivery guy.'
Guardian: 'I'm gonna quit my job for this guy!' Me: 'You're gonna quit your job for a guy who called you 'babe' once.'