daddy bird
When a dude shoots his wad into his mouth like a soda bottle, swishes it around like it’s Popsicle juice, and then pukes it into his girlfriend’s mouth like she’s the final level of a video game.
My dad does this every time he sees my mom. It’s like a daily snack time.
He did it in front of my little sister and now she won’t eat cereal.
He tried to do it at the family reunion and got caught by my uncle.