daddy beers
The guy who always shows up with a whole case of beer, like he’s the beer king and we’re just peasants waiting for his mercy.
He showed up with 24 beers. We didn’t even know what a case was. He just said, 'This is my mercy.'
At the party, he walked in with a case of beer like it was a sword. We all bowed to him.
He always brings a case of beer. We don’t know why. Maybe he thinks we’re his peasants.