Daddy Batman
A man dresses like Batman and his lover is the Joker. Batman shoves a Batarang up the Joker's butt, and the Joker sticks something in my ass twice while Daddy Batman beats him.
Batman yelled, 'You're getting it up your butt, Joker!'
The Joker said, 'I'll be back, and I'll make you suffer.'
Daddy Batman gave the Joker a belt across the face and said, 'You're not funny anymore.'