daddio supremio - A daddio supremio is a dad who thinks he’s the only one who

A daddio supremio is a dad who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He grills meat, drinks beer, and swears he’s got the best life ever.

I grilled meat so good, my dog came out of the house to eat.

I drank beer and watched sports. My kid’s got a D in math. That’s how I roll.

I told my wife I’m the best dad. She said, ‘You’re the worst, but I still love you.’