Daddicito
A fake dad who only cares about your money and your butt. Sometimes called Papicito. People use it when they’re trying to flirt and sound cool.
'You’re my Daddicito now. Pay me or I’ll tell your mom.'
'He’s a Daddicito and a half. He buys me lunch and my silence.'
'Don’t call me Daddicito again or I’ll send you a taco emoji at 2 a. m.'