Dadded
When a non-dad tells a dad joke to a real dad and gets roasted for it. The real dad then hits them with a dad joke so bad it makes the first one look like a Shakespeare play.
My mom told my dad a joke about socks. He responded with a joke about why socks never get married. I cried.
My cousin texted my dad a joke about ladders. He replied with a joke about why ladders don’t go to heaven. My dad is a beast.
My teacher told my dad a joke about ants. He hit her with one about why ants never leave the house. I took notes.