Dadded
The morning after a night of drinking when your poop looks like it was painted by a drunk monster. It's usually black or green and it flows like lava.
After my dad drank a whole bottle of wine, his poop was 'day after drinking shits' and it looked like a murder scene.
My friend’s ‘day after drinking shits’ was green and it flowed like it had a life of its own.
My mom’s ‘day after drinking shits’ was so bad, my dog ran away.