Dadcule
A dadcule is a club for dads who don’t want to be parents. They just want to drink, complain, and pretend they’re still young.
"I’m not a parent, I’m a dadcule member. I drink and complain, that’s my job."
Text: "The dadcule just met. We talked about our kids and drank beer."
DM: "Hey bro, want to join the dadcule? We’re all too lazy to be real dads."