dadcake
A cake made out of your dad. Some people bake ashes of their dead relatives into cakes and eat them like it’s a normal Tuesday.
My mom made a dadcake for my grandpa’s funeral. It tasted like regret and burnt toast.
My cousin ate a dadcake and then threw up on my uncle’s shoes. Classic.
I tried a dadcake and it was like eating a funeral. I’ll never eat cake again.