dadcake
A cake made out of your dad. Some people turn their dead loved ones into dessert and eat them like they’re snacks.
My aunt made a dadcake for my grandma. It was so bad, it almost got excommunicated.
I ate a dadcake and it tasted like regret, old socks, and bad decisions.
My dadcake was so bad, I had to take a bite of my mom’s cake to survive.