dadbern - Dadbern is your dad’s version of swearing. It’s loud, it’s s

Dadbern is your dad’s version of swearing. It’s loud, it’s stupid, and it’s usually followed by a slap or a pizza.

Dadbern! Why did you spill pizza on my shirt?!

Dadbern! You’re grounded for a week!

Dadbern! I’m gonna kill you with my bare hands!