dadbern - Dadbern is what your dad says when he’s mad enough to start

Dadbern is what your dad says when he’s mad enough to start a war. It’s like swearing, but with more Texas and less brainpower.

Dadbern! You left your socks on the floor again!

Dadbern! I’m not paying for your video game anymore!

Dadbern! You just broke my favorite chair!