Dadaholic
A dad who's obsessed with his kids and wife. He'd rather die than let his kids eat a burger instead of a salad.
My dad showed up at my soccer game wearing a salad vest. I didn't eat the burger. I cried.
He texted me during my exam: 'Don't forget to brush your teeth. I'm watching you.'
He drove 2 hours just to bring me a smoothie. I got a B. He got a heart attack.