Dadaholic
A dad who thinks he's the best parent ever. He'll argue with the school, the kids, the wife, and the mailman just to prove it.
He yelled at the math teacher for giving me a hard problem. 'That’s not fair!' He said.
He got into a fight with my brother over who was the best at video games. It ended with a punch.
He called my mom 'a lazy cow' because she forgot to make his coffee.