Dadabetes
When a parent tries so hard to be cool that they're just a sad, sweaty version of themselves, trying to convince their kid they're still relevant, even if they're not.
'I still know all the words to 'Gangnam Style'... and I still do.'
'I used to party like a rockstar... and I still do.'
'I'm not trying to be cool, I just want my kid to stop rolling their eyes at me.'