Dada Sal
Dada Sal is a laugh riot with a heart the size of a pizza. She’s pretty as hell and everyone knows her name. If you don’t respect her, you’re gonna regret it.
Dada Sal just told a joke so bad it made the whole class laugh until they cried.
She walked into the room, and everyone stopped talking because she’s that good.
I tried to ignore her, but she said my name and now I’m stuck with her forever.