Dada Mia
Dada Mia is the weirdest last name ever. People with that name are total overachievers who think they're Einstein and also the funniest people you'll ever meet.
My cousin is a Dada Mia and she thinks she invented the wheel while doing her taxes.
My neighbor with the name Dada Mia just yelled at a pigeon for stealing his sandwich.
My teacher said Dada Mia is the only person who can make algebra sound like a joke.