dada life - When you're too old to remember your own name, but you still

When you're too old to remember your own name, but you still remember how to poop in a diaper.

My neighbor screams at the TV like it stole his money and his dignity.

My grandma wore a diaper to church and tried to sing hymns. The pastor ran out.

I asked my grandpa if he wanted breakfast. He said, 'I’m trying to sleep. I’ll eat when I die.'