dada bear
Dada Bear is a messed-up polar bear who eats seals like they’re snacks and makes terrible songs about himself that sound like he’s been drinking seal juice for years.
Dada Bear just sang a song about his brother Jeffrey in a voice so deep it shook the Arctic.
He texted his family: 'I ate 20 seals today. I’m not sorry.'
He got in trouble at the museum because he made a mess with seal juice and a karaoke machine.