Dad You’d Like to Fuck
A dad who looks like he just rolled out of bed and still smells like last night's whiskey and regret.
My neighbor’s dad is a DYLF. He walks his dog at 3 AM and still looks like he could beat me up.
My teacher’s dad is a DYLF. He drinks coffee like it’s a battle strategy.
My uncle’s dad is a DYLF. He still wears the same pants from 1987.