Dad throat
When you feel like a cockroach is trying to crawl up your windpipe and you have to cough like a dying goat every few minutes. It’s called dad throat because your dad did it and now you’re getting it too.
At lunch, I was trying to eat my sandwich and I started coughing like I was being electrocuted.
During a Zoom call, I cleared my throat so many times my boss asked if I was having a seizure.
I was on the toilet and I started coughing so hard I thought I was going to throw up.