Dad Share - You want to tell Dad something but Mom is like a filter. She

You want to tell Dad something but Mom is like a filter. She adds her own nonsense before it even gets to him.

'Dad, I got a D in math!' 'Wait, why did you go through Mom?' 'She said you’d throw a fit if I didn’t tell you through her.'

'Dad, I’m getting a girlfriend!' 'Wait, why didn’t you tell me first?' 'She said you’d hate me if I skipped her.'

'Dad, I got a new phone!' 'Wait, why did you go through Mom?' 'She said you’d yell at me if I didn’t tell you through her.'