Dad Share - You try to text Dad but Mom texts you back like she’s the bo

You try to text Dad but Mom texts you back like she’s the boss. It’s like she’s intercepting your messages just to annoy you.

'Dad, I’m coming over!' 'Wait, why didn’t you ask me first?' 'You’re the boss.'

'Hey Dad, I’m rich!' 'Wait, why did you go through Mom?' 'She said you’d yell at me if I skipped her.'

'I’m getting a pet!' 'Wait, I didn’t know about this until Mom told me.'