dad rock
Dad rock is the music that fathers blast in their stupid old cars to make everyone else around them cringe. You're a dad rocker if you own Tom Petty, Phil Collins, and Sting, and you think that's the height of coolness.
My dad's van smells like dad rock and stale pizza.
My dad plays dad rock so loud it wakes up the ghosts in his car.
My dad once tried to convince me that Sting is the best singer of all time.