dad rock
Dad rock is old rock music that fathers love, even if it's so boring it makes you want to throw up. It’s not dad rock if it's cool. It's only dad rock if it's wild for no reason, like a kid throwing a tantrum in the middle of a math test.
My dad plays AC/DC like it's the final battle of the century.
My dad said dad rock is 'the only music that makes me feel like a king.'
My dad thinks dad rock is 'so cool it should be illegal.'