dad reflexes
Dad reflexes are like having a built-in alarm that goes off every time a kid does something dumb. It makes them react so fast, they could probably catch a falling asteroid.
Dad sees kid trying to light a match with his finger. Dad grabs it before it even catches fire. Kid thinks he’s been saved by a superhero.
Dad sees kid about to jump into a pool full of glitter. Dad pulls him back before he even gets wet. Kid is confused and thinks he’s been kidnapped.
Dad sees kid about to hit his brother with a hammer. Dad stops him before he even swings. Kid is scared and thinks he’s been cursed.