dad reflexes
Dad reflexes are like having a magic button that only dads can press. It lets them stop kids from doing stupid stuff before they even realize they're being stupid.
Dad sees kid about to eat a whole pizza in one bite. Dad takes it away before it even hits his mouth. Kid is confused and thinks he’s been enchanted.
Dad sees kid about to run into traffic. Dad grabs him by the collar before he even gets hit. Kid is scared and thinks he’s been attacked by a monster.
Dad sees kid about to throw a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store. Dad pulls him out before he even starts screaming. Kid is confused and thinks he’s been hypnotized.