dad reflexes
Dad reflexes are like having a secret weapon that only dads know about. It lets them stop kids from doing anything stupid, even if it means getting yelled at by the whole world.
Dad sees kid about to eat a whole cake in one bite. Dad takes it away before it even hits his mouth. Kid is confused and thinks he’s been robbed.
Dad sees kid about to fall off the couch. Dad catches him before he hits the floor. Kid thinks it's a normal day.
Dad sees kid about to throw a tantrum in the middle of the park. Dad pulls him out before he even starts screaming. Kid is confused and thinks he’s been kidnapped.