dad poop
When a dad takes forever to poop because he’s too f***ing lazy to just do it, and he’s like, ‘I need a full 20 minutes to be a real man.’
He’s been in there for 20 minutes and still hasn’t pooped. He’s just there to be dramatic.
He comes out and says, ‘I did it,’ but I don’t even know what that means.
He took 15 minutes to poop, and then he had to wash his hands for another 10.