dad nipple
A dad nipple is like a used toilet paper roll, it’s been there for years, seen everything, and now it’s just a sad, stretched-out mess that won’t quit.
My dad’s nipple looks like it’s been in a wrestling match with a meatloaf.
I swear his nipple has more wrinkles than my grandma’s face.
He shows it off like it’s the Mona Lisa, but it’s just a sad, saggy thing.