dad lure
A dad's old life before he met his mom. It usually has stupid stories about him being a tough guy, doing dumb stuff, and getting in trouble.
He told me he used to be a street fighter. I believe him. He fights me every day.
He said he used to steal cars. I believe him. He stole my bike last week.
He claims he used to run with a gang called The Pizza Bandits. I think that's just his way of saying he likes pizza.