dad left for milk
when your dad goes to get milk, doesn’t come back, and you’re stuck with a mom who’s now in love with a guy who smells like old pizza
My dad went for milk and came back with a new life and a new problem: a guy who smells like old pizza.
He left for milk and came back with a new job, a new wife, and a new problem: me.
He went for milk and never came back. Now I have to live with my mom and her new boyfriend who thinks he's the main character.