dad kink - You wanna be the dad, but you also wanna bang the dad and da

You wanna be the dad, but you also wanna bang the dad and date the dad like he's your new favorite toy.

I’m the dad, but I’m also the dad’s new girlfriend and the dad’s ex-wife.

I’m dating my dad, but I’m also his dad. It’s confusing.

I’m the dad, I’m the dad, and I’m the dad who wants to marry the dad.