dad jeans
Jeans that look like they were made in the 80s by someone who had no idea what a butt was. They’re worn by dads who think they’re still in their prime and have no idea that their kids are rolling their eyes at them.
My dad’s dad jeans have pockets so high, they look like they’re trying to steal my lunch. I asked him why he wore them. He said, 'I need to look like I have money.'
My dad wore his dad jeans to my mom’s birthday party. She said, 'You look like you’re trying to hide your age.' He said, 'I’m hiding my age. It’s working.'
My dad’s dad jeans have so much fabric, they look like they’re trying to be a blanket.