dad-in-loading - You're in a relationship but you're not married and you're s

You're in a relationship but you're not married and you're still trying to figure out if you want to be stuck with their dad forever

'Dad-in-loading, I'm gonna fail your math test again.'

'Your dad-in-loading just insulted my mom.'

'Dad-in-loading? That's not a title. That's a sentence.'